Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Is Hiring. Months ago, I saw the VIP package deal for the New York City stop on Waka Flocka Flame's current tour: $75 to get backstage, a photo and a personal resume review. Waka Flocka Flame is hiring a professional blunt roller, and he is not f—-ing around. Waka Flocka Flame has been trying to hire for the position since September, 2014. You might end up rolling up a quarter pound. I'm talking about finger cramps Deceptions on deceptions on deceptions, plus some white lies, hiding your habit from your family, your employer, society. Validation This skill, galvanized in the pressure cooker of illicit fetish, is what Flocka is looking for. Flocka imagines a scenario to put him in the pressure cooker. How the blunt helps in that scenario is unclear, but irrelevant: the kid is quivering so badly that ground up weed is spilling on the interview desk, Flocka examines it.
"This guy won't get his left ear high," Ben G scoffs, signaling the hook. One shows up without weed, even though he claims he's been rolling since he was 10. He's denied, but hands Flocka a free pair of Capri-cut sweatpants, which may have been his original intent, before walking out. The next, in skintight weed leaf jeans, offers a tiny blunt, which is derisively deemed a "mosquito head" and swiftly rejected.
Another guy named Cody shows up. He is empty-handed. "I don't really roll blunts, but I can learn," he Hail Marys.
Waka Flocka asks. "Um, yeah, I play ..." "Play Xbox, don't play me Smoking blunts? If you wake up hungover, you're fired!" Amateurs. "Throw it out the window?" Nikita offers Flocka covers his face.
The line dwindles as Flocka cheerfully obliges pictures and handshakes from those not interviewing, autographs paraphernalia and vetoes joints extracted from socks and bras. Flocka must be five joints deep now, but he's still kissing babies, as it were. The room finally clears, there's just one applicant left. Having watched Waka Flocka Flame's rigorous gauntlet leave only a few standing, I don't like my chances. I've got sweaty palms, Flocka looks at me. "We've got a resume," he calls to Azizi and Ben G. "You were the first person to bring a recommendation letter," Flocka says. Flocka took the stage as I drowned my disappointment in a beer. Bras flew onstage.
Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Is Running for President. What Are His Views on Foreign Policy?
Rapper Juaquin James Malphurs, best known as
Waka Flocka Flame, has announced that he’s running for president. “Waka Flocka is a product, a franchise, a brand, a label…. Flocka wants extreme power for the executive branch. ”Flocka wants to FreePalestine, FreeKurdistan, and thinks Canada is mad real.
“After learning about our solar lights and chargers and our mission to improve lives, Waka Flocka asked if he could help support our Kickstarter campaign,” Maurits Groen, founder and CEO of WakaWaka (“shine bright” in Swahili), an NGO working on solar power solutions for off-grid communities, told Foreign Policy. “Haters everywhere, but I don’t really care,” Flocka would likely respond.
When in 2010 Flocka first burst out of Atlanta, satirists uploaded a parody video under the name Baracka Flacka Flames in which an Obama impersonator raps over Flocka’s best known track, “Hard in Da Paint.”
Waka Flocka Flame Says His Beef with Gucci Mane Is Over, Talks 'Flockaveli 2'. Earlier this week, Waka Flocka Flame sat down with MTV News and talked about a variety of things including his forthcoming Flockaveli 2 album. During the interview, Waka was asked about his current relationship with his mentor and frequent collaborator. F*ck it, Both rappers exchanged numerous disses after Gucci dropped Waka from the Bricksquad 1017 lineup back in 2013.